October 12th, 2018 at 10:13PM

saxifraga-x-urbium:

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

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September 17th, 2018 at 9:07PM

fairygodrobot:

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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August 11th, 2018 at 2:39PM

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

shinywaka:

bundyspooks:

1.) Swaddled Babies

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2.) Flying Duck Orchid

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3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

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4.) Ballerina Orchid

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5.) Monkey Orchid

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6.) Naked Man Orchid

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7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

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8.) White Egret Orchid

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Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

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July 30th, 2018 at 9:41PM

quotemadness:

“If something burns your soul with purpose and desire, it’s your duty to be reduced to ashes by it. Any other form of existence will be yet another dull book in the library of life.”

— Charles Bukowski

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July 30th, 2018 at 9:40PM

liquidlightandrunningtrees:

“and we drink our coffee and pretend not to look at each other.”

— Charles Bukowski, Luck

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July 30th, 2018 at 9:28PM

sherlockandspockinthetardis:

This is the best spiderman movie ever

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July 27th, 2018 at 9:48PM

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July 27th, 2018 at 9:45PM

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

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July 23rd, 2018 at 9:11PM

books-n-quotes:

“The beginning of love is the will to let those we love be perfectly themselves, the resolution not to twist them to fit our own image.”

— Thomas Merton, The Way of Chuang Tzu

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July 23rd, 2018 at 9:10PM

callmedawgz:

gay-hopeless-romantic:

The U.S. in a gif series.

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

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